I originally wrote this three years ago. I saw this posted on Happy Bachelors, and I thought it could stand for some of my unique commentary, commentary that only Yours Truly can give. Here's a deluded, single mom slut asking for the moon-how typical...
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I am 24 years old, 5"6 and 130-lbs.
If you look at her pics, she's not a bad looking gal; she's kinda cute, actually. However, as one who grew up on the Jersey Shore; as one who has traveled the world in Uncle Sam's Navy; I know what REAL beautiful women look like, amen? Hint: this gal is NOT one of them! However, that doesn't stop her from being a deluded, mentally ill slut, does it?
I am a divorced mother of 4 (no, its not a typo) and am looking for friends/dating/LTR (no one night stands, please).
You're a divorced mother of 4?! Damn, you didn't waste time pumping out those little annuities, did you, Darlin'?! I feel sorry for your poor ex; he'll NEVER be able to have a life again-not with all that CS money you're getting!
You're looking for a relationship?! Oh, please! One, you probably ditched a perfectly good man for a lame reason. Two, all you're GOOD for is a one night stand! Why would a man have a relationship with you after you've been all used up?! If a guy were to bang you, he'd need to strap a 2x4 across his ass to keep himself from falling in! After four kids, your twat has to be a mile wide by now...
I
enjoy spending time with family and friends, hanging out at home,
horseback riding, country bars, coffee shops (even though I rarely drink
it haha), picnics, etc.
How's about you enjoy satisfying a man, Darlin'?! Yeah, I can picture you in a country bar. Do you have illicit liaisons in the bathroom too?
I am currently going to school to become a teacher and I also train dogs on the side.
A little lady like you will be eaten alive in the classroom. My mother, a retired teacher, told my brother and me this: I don't care WHAT you do; don't become a teacher! Become a garbage man; become a stripper; do ANYTHING but teach! Today, you have to function as a cop, while having none of the power thereof. This is especially true in the big cities, where the classes are full of single mom born and raised thuglets.
I
am looking for a guy who is comfortable around children, not allergic
to dogs (I have one), and is at least a few inches taller than me and
has more of a dominant personality.
Translation: I'm looking for a bad boy/sucker combination. I want a guy to be sucker, so he'll raise my fatherless children. I want a bad boy to get my panties wet. I want it all, Baby!
And notice how this woman, like many of them, want a man who's taller than them? Yet these are the same women who will decry any man who has the temerity to want a woman who's well endowed in the breast department! Waaaaahhh, you're objectifying women-waaaaaaahhhh! WTF are you doing when you demand a guy taller than you, huh? At least you chicks can get your breasts augmented! It's a little more difficult to add height to someone, you know? The medical community hasn't figured out a way to add vertebrae, spinal cord, and other minor things like that...
I am
attracted mostly to intelligence. If you think we might be a match,
email me with a picture included please! My age limit is 32.
You want intelligence?! Yeah, right! You wouldn't know intelligence if it bit you in the ass, Darlin'! Being a single mom slut, you show no intelligence whatsoever!
Seriously though, this chick is freakin' deluded. She wants a guy who 'loves kids'-mainly someone else's! She wants a tall guy. She wants a guy who's 'dominant', but not too much so. She wants a good looking guy who likes doing all these expensive activities; keeping horses is NOT cheap! Oh, and she doesn't want a guy over 32.
Darlin', you're deluded! If a guy is employed, has decent breath, is breathing, has a pulse, has a dick, and can get an erection, you should probably check him out. You should be grateful that any guy pays you any attention whatsoever! What's sad is that this single mom slut will still get tons of replies, thanks to the pussy cartel.
And to think I was bummed out over the fact that a divorced, single mom @ work (the lovely and gracious Maria) rejected me. Maria isn't young like this gal is, nor is she as cute as this gal is. At least she only has one kid; she does't have four like this slut does! I have to wonder, WTF was I thinking?! Is THIS what I was missing out on?! If so, then I'm not missing out on anything at all! I should thank my lucky stars that I got turned down. Until next time...
MarkyMark
14 comments:
Mark, I'm confused about 2 things. Namely, why would you call her a slut, since she (presumably) had all 4 children in wedlock? If she's 24, with 4 kids, then I'd assume that she got hitched at age 18 or 19. If she's Catholic that could explain why she keeps having children...a woman on my street is EXTREMELY Catholic and has 10 kids at age 35. Whew! 10 more than *I* want! Lol.
Secondly, why do you buy into the myth that a woman's vagina gets progressively looser with each pregnancy? Like all muscles, it can be strengthened/tightened/toned even after an injury or overuse. I'm not saying it'll be "virgin tight", but the vagina hardly becomes "a mile wide". I used to babysit for a couple who were OB/GYNs, and both of them laughed when I asked them about this. According to the wife AND the husband, it's simply not true unless the woman also has a muscular degeneration disorder or a problem with her pelvic floor.
P.S.- You actually can add height, if you're willing to undergo a lot of pain. I remember a TLC special from years ago where a woman had her legs broken and reset to add the few inches she needed to become an airline stewardess. Not my personal dream job, but...
Sophia,
One, the woman was NOT married. Two, to generate four pregnancies, she'd have to screw a LOT more than four times. What it does not say is if the kids are by different fathers, but I'm assuming they are. Considering that the health text books of 40 years ago considered a promiscuous woman to be any woman who'd had more than 6 or 7 partners, I'd say that this woman most definitely IS a slut...
MarkyMark
Mark,
But it says she was 'divorced'. This DOES imply that she was previously married. Has the terminology changed whilst I was asleep?
Do we know for sure thst SHE was the one who terminated her marriage or relationship or are you just making an assumption based on the 70% of divorces being initiated by the woman statistic?
Apart from these two questions, I am with you that this woman has missed the boat for the Dream Prince. Her only realistic options now are to go back to the childrens' father (or one of them, if plural), remain single or seriously drop her expectations.
What a shame, that at such a young age that she is already 'out of the market', but still looking. She should have fought hard to stay in her marriage, whoever detonated the exit bomb.
I like your blog - I lurk here a lot.
Anon0823,
I stand corrected; she IS divorced. What the posting doesn't say is whether she had all or some of the kids with her husband; did she have any kids prior to her marriage? That is the question. In any case, it's best to avoid woman like this...
MarkyMark
Well, Anon already pointed out again that she was married, so that's taken care of. I guess my confusion lies in why, given that she was wed, do you automatically assume that she has necessarily had more than 6 or 7 partners? My own mother had 5 of us, and only 2 sexual partners in her entire life. Same goes for my one aunt and both grandmothers...though I will admit I have another aunt who is promiscuous (but without children).
Also, health texts of 40+ years ago said things like "masturbation causes blindness", recommended douching for women, told people that only homosexuals could get aids, and that smoking wasn't very harmful. Not saying you are wrong per se...but it wouldn't be a bad thing to reference health textbooks from the last TWO years instead of relying on out of date info, right?
Just something to point out...
A woman with four children is less likely to file for divorce (IF she was the one who filed for divorce). She would need really, really good reason, especially assuming her children are very young.
We have a neighbour here whose wife left him, taking the 3 kids with her. I know her, and I know she is a good woman. She is a very strictly observant Orthodox Jew, and I assume she had only one sexual partner, her husband. She married when she was about 19.
The guy has problems. Seriously. He is emotionally unstable, highly controlling, and his wife always seemed downtrodden. Not feminist-style "poor downtrodden", but as if someone literally wasn't letting her breathe. I suspected from the start that he was an abusive husband and you, Mark, know that I am not usually prejudiced against men.
It isn't always the woman's fault. It isn't always the man's fault. If 70% of divorces are initiated by women, it leaves the rest of 30% to men, and 30% isn't an outlandish possibility. For all we know, she might really be one of those *good* girls you often talk about - a religious Christian who married at 18, hoping for a traditional marriage, and then a few years down the road her husband left her.
Having said that, I do believe it's a little silly to mention height as one of your first criteria for a long-term partner. In one of the happiest couples I know, the husband is shorter than the wife. I went to school with her, and they have been together for 14 years (no, I'm not mistaken. They began dating when she was 13 and he was 18. It might sound like "child molesting" to some, but they married 6 years later and now have a son).
So, she might have to lower her expectations a bit, but overall she actually sounds decent. She sounds like a quiet domestic person who might very well make a good wife, especially to someone who already has children of his own.
Sophia:
You miss the main point. Why should any man pay for another's offspring?
Anna,
You could be right; perhaps she dumped. I don't know.
I just get a kick out of the height requirements women often list in their personals ad; they'll be quick to call a guy shallow for liking big breasts, a round derriere, etc., yet they have no problem demanding a guy be tall. The hypocrisy is what gets me...
Also, when a woman has one or more children, regardless of the reason, she's not going to have the same appeal as a childless woman will. This needs to be considered before posting the ad. If someone is going to ask for the moon, they'd better offer a lot in return...
MarkyMark
TaxExile, I would hope that any man answering this would be doing it for the entire relationship...not just because he is self-hating and feels like "paying for another's offspring".
I agree with Mrs. T. The above lady doesn't sound all that bad, and with 4 kids there was probably a good reason for the divorce. (Although none of us knows what it was).
But there are numerous couples I've known who have brought other kids into their marriages. For 2 of them, it was a good thing since the new husbands were infertile and wanted a wife and kids. For the other, it was actually the man with a son from his previous marriage who married a single woman...and they are now expecting a baby girl together.
Honestly, if a man (or woman) doesn't WANT to date/marry someone who already has children, that is fine. No one is forced to do so, and that is something that should be discussed on the first date, if not sooner. I don't want kids, so I wouldn't date a man with children either. But one shouldn't look down on those who are fine with it, and understand what they're getting into...
Considering only the post, we don't know the reason for the divorce. As was also said before, there is also no indication (for or against) that all 4 children were fathered by her ex-husband. Considering the legal systems that exist in Canada and the US, the risk is too great that the end result will be negative for me.
You spend your time browsing the W4M on Craigslist, why? To rant about the posts(which by the way, you read far too hard into and you made more assumptions than I thought anyone possibly could) or to look for a woman? Haven't you decided women are disgusting, crawling with STDs and just in it for your money? Oh honey. You need something better to do in life than call women you don't know "sluts" (does that empower you?), mentally ill (really?) and many other insults you threw out there with no real reason.
Except one. You really hate women.
Anon,
I could have played Fembot Bingo with you, and I would have won! Damn...
MarkyMark
It's cool, I'll just use my powers of misandry against you. :)
I actually have 3 kids, divorced my husband and guess what? I am only 26. I married when I was 18 and had kids, no relationships before. You said it was probably a dumb reason they got divorced. How do you know, the reason? I divorced is that my husband started to drink all the time and get into DUIs and finally the breaking point, he killed two children while drunk driving. So please don't assume and call women sluts.
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