Here's a post I was working on some time ago, but I never put it up. This comes courtesy of Heartless Bitches, International. Enjoy my wit, wisdom, and biting commentary as I analyze this piece as only I can do, hehehe...
10 Reasons Women (who aren't Heartless Bitches!) Date Jerks Instead of Nice Guys
1.It's more fun to complain about them to her friends.
I knew it! I knew it! Women just LOVE to complain! What have I been telling you, Fellas? What have you observed when watching women you know? Yeah, that they bitch & moan about everything! I swear, if women weren't unhappy, then they'd invent something to be unhappy about...
2.Guys who actually like her just aren't challenging or exciting.
Yeah, guys who actually want to treat you like a human being are boring, right?
3.When she does date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save time and go for the jerk in the first place?
This is typical thinking of AW. Because they've dated nothing BUT jerks all their lives, they think that all guys are jerks. According to their twisted 'chyck logic', since all guys are jerks, AW think that the nice guys are lying about it; they think that the nice guys are dishonest; they also think that the jerks are more honest, so might as well go for them. Makes sens to me-not!
4.She won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so she'll be more in control.
Wait, I thought it was all about 'love'-silly me! Secondly, how can an emotional being (i.e. a woman) be in control anyway? Is this not an oxymoron? Thirdly, the whole reason chicks dig jerks is because their emotions get the better of them-duh! They go after the jerks because they get the girls' panties all hot & wet; IOW, the jerks make women go out of control. If women were really in control of themselves, then they wouldn't date jerks in the first place.
5.All the other women want them, so they must be worth having.
Typical freakin' chick logic! Ah, all the othe girls want him, so he MUST be 'hawt', right? Here's proof positive that chicks are herd creatures, and that they're incapable of thinking for themselves...
6.Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally give it.
What can I POSSIBLY say in response to that?!
7.Guaranteed to cheat on her so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills most of the time.
Is this a case of projection? I think it might be. Women cheat, so they automatically assume that their man will cheat too. Shoot, I've heard it said that women are DISAPPOINTED if their man doesn't cheat on them! Can you believe it?
8.No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them.
And women are supposed to be the kind, gentle, empathetic sex, right? But why would a decent person want to deceive others anyway? Isn't that simply the wrong thing to do?
9.Jerks will actually tell her when they don't like what she's doing instead of getting mad about it six months later.
Jerks won't put up with a woman's crap-end of story. Since all the other girls want them too, they know that if their GF gets bitchy, then they can easily replace them. Ergo, they don't have to be nice to her for fear of running her off; one hundred women will happily take her place.
10.She was looking for someone she can't trust, and won't care about too much, who will abuse her mentally and financially, but she didn't know any lawyers.
Even if she did know lawyers and policemen, she wouldn't contact them; the abuse she gets from her jerk BF turns her on too much...
Until next time...