Chris in Oregon left this comment in response to an old post. Actually, it was three comments, thanks to Blogger's new limit on comment length; he wrote it in three parts. Anyway, it was so good that I'm posting it here...
Actually, I just read the entire article, and have a few thoughts, none of which are particularly earth-shattering. I just feel like pontificating, as the weather is nightmarishly hot this week, and there ain't no goin' outside for me.
This is so like women. They are so self-obsessed, they can't see down the road and ponder the consequences of their actions. They only care about their own personal gratification, not realizing that they might be the one's who are the losers in the long run by rejecting traditional family.
I hear the pain in this woman's voice, so to speak, but still, it's all "me, me, me, I want, I want, I want...."
Tough bananas, baby. Life ain't all roses, and we all make choices. Now, I've made choices in life, most good, some not so good. But, I live with the consequences of my choices, and don't whine about it. It is what it is.
A woman, on the other hand, is not prepared to accept responsibility for the decisions she has made. She wants someone to magically make it better. She foolishly waited to try and have kids until she was an OLD HAG, then wonders why it won't work.
Leave some eggs in your refrigerator for twenty years, and you'll understand the problem. Simple lesson: EGGS WILL ROT OVER TIME!
Here is a well-educated professional woman who doesn't understand this basic fact? I know women have been sold a bill of goods, but how dumb can you get?
Face it: Nature doesn't want CRUSTY OLD WOMEN having children! Basic biology, folks, and I'm no expert on biology. It's just common sense! Nature wants a woman around long enough to care for her off-spring, and she can't very well do that properly if she's spending her time having bypass surgery, cleaning her dentures, and sorting through her wrinkles!
Old women were not designed to breed!
Old women are supposed to be.....old women. Crabby old women. Ugly old women. Nasssssty old tobacco-chewin' women.
She has forgotten her place in life. She missed her opportunity, and now she regrets it. Suck it up, sister! A woman should be done spewing out babies by the time she is thirty, and no later. By forty, a woman is OLD! Look around you. Look at the forty-year-old women you see every day. See any of them you want to screw? Any of them? Didn't think so. (Blow-jobs aren't good either- their dentures might lock up on your weinie! Imagine THAT 911 call!)
Dude, you cracked me up with that one!!
Nature makes women BUTT UGLY fairly early in life to prevent them from breeding. Kind of hard to get pregnant if you're so gruesome no man in his right mind can get a boner over your appearance. But, women, in their arrogance, fail to realize that men are stimulated VISUALLY!
If you look like an old hag, then the penis just naturally will NOT stand to attention. You've got to have some sort of good looks to get our motors running, ladies, and if you look like a bag of wrinkly cellulite, then you had better face it- no one wants you! Contrary to the lie feminists have been telling you, fifty is NOT the new thirty! A fifty-year-old woman has less sex appeal than a sheep. (Ask anyone in Montana.)
What is it about Montana people & sheep, eh? That's like the second time you've said that...
I am constantly amazed at the post-forty women that have come on to me lately. Give me a break! Do they think I'm blind?
There is truly nothing more preposterous, pathetic and downright sickening than an old woman who is trying to be seductive.
Ick, ick, ick!
There ought to be a law against such behavior!
I don't know. This is an issue my bachelor friends and I discuss quite occasionally. Old women trying to seduce us, that is. It gives us no end of amusement. I've got women in their fifties and sixties trying to flirt with me. Regularly. I can understand a woman in the transitional stage of thirty-five trying this behavior. She doesn't quite realize that her looks are all but gone, and is still trying the same old tactics. By forty, she should know better.
Look in the bloody mirror! If you can find one wide enough, that is. A woman of forty is not sexual in any sense of the word. She is useless for breeding, and her sex appeal is GONE! Why have women fallen for the lie that they remain sexual into their sixties and seventies? They are NOT! They are putrid, smelly shells of their former selves! Nothing more! By that age, a woman looks like the package her body once came in. All sagging, wrinkly and disgusting!
I'm in good shape physically, but I'm not twenty. I have no problem with this. I don't expect to have the strength, looks or virility I had when I was young. I'm realistic. I don't expect pretty eighteen-year-old girls to find me attractive, unless I win the lottery. (Then, of course, my looks will amazingly rebound overnight! Kinda' like a magic tonic, or something, those lottery tickets!)
It's amazing how money makes you look better to women, isn't it?
I've got this one broad, an antique dealer I know, who has the hots for me. About 60-65 years old. Nice enough lady, as far as that goes. I'm sure she was hot back in, I don't know....the Korean War? She just doesn't get it. I could rattle off dozens of these old crows that have tried to nail me. This is nothing new. I had these old broads bothering me when I was twenty! Seriously! If you just have to get laid, and you can close your eyes, and hold your breath (pew!), there is no easier lay than an old woman. They are so desperate. So pathetic. So easy.
Christopher in Oregon
Chris, my man, thanks so much for leaving that funny, insightful comment. That was good, funny stuff! Until next time...