11 February 2012

I Wish I Had A Woman as Nice as My Dog, by Walter Allen Thompson

Guys,

I was reading the new essay over at Henry Makow's site when a reader linked to the piece below...

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I was getting out of my car this morning, and my little Yorkie stuck out her paw and scrapped it on my hand wanting me to pet her. She's so nice. She does this a lot--though it's a bit annoying when I'm driving--because all she wants is some love and a little attention. I pet her on the head and she's happy, and will lay down and sleep on a longer trip.

A dog will give a man unconditional love; whereas, a woman may or may not keep you around depending upon the prevailing winds. I don't have to buy my dog a food dish lined with jewels. My dog doesn't get crabby and vicious for no reason because she loves me unconditionally. My dog doesn't run up a charge account at Macy's, and she doesn't spend $50.00 to do her nails. My dog doesn't take drugs, drink alcohol, or crash my brand new car. My dog doesn't stand there and "bitch me out" for not being sensitive to her needs. All my dog needs is a little love, attention, and her food. Overall, the quality of life with my dog has far exceeded any relationship I have had with any woman. If you want to know where you stand with a woman, just run out of money. If you have a woman that stays with you when you're broke or in a setback, then you have a good one. The value of any relationship depends upon unconditional love, and that's more evident with my dog.

My guess is that animals are not subject to evil as people are. Even wild animals seem to be more behaved than mankind. Animals don't strap explosives on themselves and then go blow up other animals. You don't see eagles or vultures flying over the elephants dropping bombs on them. When was the last time you saw a socialist animal? Animals don't shave their faces, armpits, or legs, put on makeup, they don't get pierced or get tattoos, take drugs, engage in homosexual activities, nor do they cross-dress. You will never see a male lion shave his mane nor his beard in order to look like a female lion. You don't see them working on their "six pack" (I have a one pack). You'll never see animals joining the freemasons or other satanic cults. Animals have more freedom than people.

So when some of you call a woman a "bitch" think about what you are saying. The word "bitch" means a female dog. So if you are going to use the word with its true meaning, you would actually be insulting female dogs, because the dogs have better behavior than many women. You can blame a lot that on the feminist movement, but also, because men and women refuse to stay within their natural order of life, which are God's commandments. I would never insult my dog by calling Gloria Allred a "bitch". I'm trying to maintain a higher standard; I would call her a feminist but not a bitch. The feminist movement has made many of our women unseemly wenches. Raise the moral standards, and the problems will subside. It's not like there's no solution.

Hear, hear!  Yeah, calling women bitches IS an insult to female dogs everywhere, because real bitches are a hell of a lot nicer than women would ever dream of being...

I love my bitch and I don't want to say anything to offend her. My bitch is sweet, my bitch is lovable, my bitch is kind, my bitch is considerate, and she hardly causes me any trouble. She doesn't mess with my mind; doesn't say yes today and no tomorrow. She doesn't tell me she loves me today, but tomorrow she wants a divorce. My dog doesn't pole dance at drunken parties. My dog doesn't pick up "stud muffins" at bars. My dog doesn't make porno films. My dog doesn't take me to court (you lawyers..don't get any ideas) and she doesn't make any unreasonable demands. It is a perfect relationship as I don't have to entertain any of her relatives. My dog is my friend and not my adversary.

Yeah, women don't get this simple concept; if they treat a man as nice as his dog treats him, then he'll move Heaven and Earth for her!  If he can't, he'll die trying, and he'll do so happily! Ah, but if you try explaining this to women, they'll say that you can't handle a strong woman, you want a doormat, etc. Then, these very same women will kvetch about not being able to find a good man-incredible...

If I was ever to consider getting married again, the woman would have to (at the very least) rise to the level of the behavior of my beautiful little dog. Dogs and animals stay within the natural order in which God created; many people do not.

Ah, but people DO pay for ignoring God's natural order of things.  The only is that they're too dumb to put 2+2 together and get 4; they're too dumb to draw the connection, and figure out that it's because they're going against God's design (e.g. women trying to be men) that's causing them their problems.

By:
Walter Allen Thompson

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Have a good day now...

MarkyMark

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let me add a thought here. I have also noticed that few women ever treat their own dogs as badly as they routinely treat the men of their lives.

In fact, if a woman sees you treating a dog like she treats you, you will be arrested for animal abuse. Kill a baby, okay. Kill a cat or a dog, and do two years in prison.

Anonymous age 69

MarkyMark said...

Women and hypocrisy-perfect together...

Anonymous said...

Your toxic-level hate will ensure that you never have a woman as nice as your dog. Your dialogs are only adding fuel to the fire. The current state of affairs is called the pendulum swinging the other way. Not so nice when the shoe is on the other foot, is it? And that is the price 21st Century men pay for the Patriarchal systems and testosterone covered millenniums of the past.

P.S. have fun with this one; I know you will lol :)))

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/couple-finally-reveals-childs-gender-five-years-birth-180300388.html

Curiepoint said...

Yeah, how dare us men expect any sort of geniality from women, when that past is chock-a-block full of heinous crimes perpetrated by them; they built civilization, oh the horror! They treated women and children with deference, how crude! They payed with their very lives to preserve all three, what animals!

Now take a pair of strong binoculars, stand in the middle of Times Square, and look high and low, and point to one thing with a moving part that invented by an acid-crotched feminist.

Then come back and convince us that we have to pay the bill for perceived injustice of the past.

Curiepoint said...

For the record, I can live without either one. I can't bear the thought of being even peripherally responsible to a mangy, rock-stupid mongrel who's only purpose in life is to destroy everything that you own, is quite often infested with vermin and parasites, and stinks to high heaven.

I don't care for dogs all that much either.

Anonymous said...

If you want to know where you stand with a woman, just run out of money.

...another way to repel her is to be nice to her. You know, go to Church on Sunday. Remember birthdays. Dress nicely. Praise her mother. No criminal record. Keep your life clean. Be a model of integrity, honesty, and good character. Be a Nice Guy.

Be everything she says she wants...and then watch her lustfully pursue broke Bad Boys.

Women and hypocrisy-perfect together...

Anonymous said...

>>Your toxic-level hate will ensure that you never have a woman as nice as your dog.

Married 36 years,moron. And, my wife is the envy of her whole family for being married to me. Your words are called shaming language and shaming language is so 80's.

Anonymous age 69

Anonymous said...

Not only aren't American men as bad as American women say they are. American women don't even deserve American men. And, women in the non-English speaking nations are well aware of this.

All through history,women have been pampered and protected at every stage. The modern American woman is insane.That means she has no grasp of reality at all, and imagines women have been oppressed; subjugated; and exploited, instead of pampered and protected.

And, at every stage of history men have been treated much worse than women. You need to stop listening to your coven leaders and their lies.

You say the pendulum has swung. While you slept, it started swinging back, and that was nearly 10 years ago. You are going to be shocked senseless in the next ten years. Did you notice the men in Italy didn't even care if the women drowned? That is a major pendulum swing.

Anonymous age 69

Masculist Man said...

Your toxic-level hate will ensure that you never have a woman as nice as your dog.

It's kept me away from women like you so it can't be all that bad. The only loser is this one is your boyfriend or husband or both.

djc said...

"Your toxic-level hate will ensure that you never have a woman as nice as your dog."

Why would a man who truly understands the nature of women even want one?

Anonymous said...

Hey, sweetums, look at this. Men don't care if they can get a good woman, not that many exist who aren't already married:

Number of Marriages per 1,000
Unmarried Women Age 15 and
Older, by Year, United States:

1922 99 (found on Web)
1960 73.5
1961 72.2
1962 71.2
1963 73.4
1964 74.6
1965 75.0
1966 75.6
1967 76.4
1968 79.1
1969 80.0
1970 76.5
1972 77.9
1975 66.9
1977 63.6
1980 61.4
1983 59.9
1985 56.2
1987 55.7
1990 54.5
1991 54.2
1992 53.3
1993 52.3
1995 50.8
2000 46.5
2004 39.9
2007 39.2 (Rutgers 2009)
2008 37.4 (Rutgers 2009)
2009 36 (UVA 2010; project moved from Rutgers)
2010 34.2 Unverified estimate from Pew
http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2011/12/14/barely-half-of-u-s-adults-are-married-a-record-low/


Oh, I know.It is women who have rejected scummy old men, right? Which is why women whine they can't get any man to marry them. Men don't whine they can't get a woman to marry them, do they?

Anonymous age 69

Anonymous said...

By the way, sweetums, little boys are born to adore women. It takes a lot of kicks in the gonads to turn a man into a woman hater. Girls, however, are born with an inherent hatred for men.

In every society where men are in charge, they demand other men treat women well, and bad things happen to men who do not treat women well.

In every society where women are in charge, the system sooner rather than later is set up to destroy any man, no matter how good a man he is, at the whim of any woman. With women in charge, women do nothing for the benefit of men, just scream, More! More! More!

Anonymous age 69

MarkyMark said...

Why would a man who truly understands the nature of women even want one?

That's a GOOD question, my friend...

Take The Red Pill said...

If men nowadays want a faithful companion who would always love them, they should get a dog.
As long as you treat them right, take care of them and show them affection, dogs will always love you, seldom (if ever) turn on you, and always remain faithful to you. The same can’t be said for Modern Womyn.
The faithfulness and devotion of dogs is legendary -- as is the selfishness, faithlessness, and treachery of Modern Womyn.

Also, Modern Womyn shouldn't be called 'bitches' -- it's an unfair comparison and unjust insult to all female dogs (who know more about faithfulness and devotion than most Modern Womyn).

P Ray said...

Anonymous 11 February, 2012 14:09
"Your toxic-level hate will ensure that you never have a woman as nice as your dog."
Women mostly make poor choices throughout their lives about the men they choose to be around, when they could actually bring something to a relationship.
Being shunned by the 40 - 60 year olds is not a loss for most men.
They can't easily give birth, have lost their looks, are usually mentally troubled and packin' on the pounds.
If those are the kinds of women doing the rejecting nowadays, I am happy to see the trend accelerating.
They can pay the bills themselves, since they are strong, independent, equal and educated.

Anonymous said...

I'm literally LOL-ing at all the stupidity and judgements being hurled. Are most of you illiterate? Or uneducated? Is that what's going on here? "Sweetums?" Hahaha! And don't you worry your pretty little noggin about "women like me," there Mister Masculinist. "The only loser is this one is your boyfriend or husband or both." <-- Is that English? There's so much vitriol on this blog. You guys are quite sad. Anyway... Happy Misogyny Day tomorrow!! *smooch* xoxo

Burton said...

Now take a pair of strong binoculars, stand in the middle of Times Square, and look high and low, and point to one thing with a moving part that invented by an acid-crotched feminist.

Great line! It should be a bumper sticker.

Burton said...

And that is the price 21st Century men pay for the Patriarchal systems and testosterone covered millenniums of the past.

Can you name any civilization built by matriarchy? The reason that feminists hate men so much is that they know that they never could produce any of the great wonders which men have produced: science, technology, architecture, industrial economy, landing on the moon.

Virtually every great philosophical system ever created has been the work of men. (Perhaps with an exception for Objectivism--but then again, Ayn Rand is not exactly on the feminist "must read" list.) Even feminism is nothing more than dumbed down marxism. Just once, I'd like to see a feminist invent something truly original.

We can see the havoc wrought in feminist influenced societies: massive illegitimacy, dysfunctional children of single mothers, infrastructure collapse, inability to deal with serious crime, decline in civil liberties, etc. All these are the direct result of feminized social policies.

But cheer up, because the pendulum is swinging back towards men. And when it is time for payback, what are feminists going to do? Cry? Or rant about their bodily orifices?

Greddy said...

"The current state of affairs is called the pendulum swinging the other way. Not so nice when the shoe is on the other foot, is it?"

Another radfem hub disciple. Actually, what *women* are beginning to see is the pendulum swinging back on themselves. The time had to come sooner or later and 40 years is a pretty good run for a modern hate movement, even one run by dopey women. So you should feel proud young man-hater. The feminist hate movement will be women's crowning achievement. All us boorish savage males will ever have to our credit is EVERYTHING ELSE IN CIVILIZATION!

Greddy said...

"Your toxic-level hate will ensure that you never have a woman as nice as your dog. "

One more thing. There are no women as good as dogs. Not only can't women compete with men, you can't even compete with dogs. And I'm sure you'll use some typical shaming language against me and other like minded gents in response but here's the thing, the phrase that "a dog is a man's best friend" has been around a long, long time long. Why? Well you see, rather than wasting our time taming something as irredeemable as woman, we got better results starting with a wild animal. The dogs are the true friends, the women are just the things we gotta do for breeding purposes. G.F.Y my plaid shirted little man-hater, g.f.y.

Anonymous said...

You fellas are the strongest argument for abortion if ever there was one :) Do you talk to your American mothers with those mouths? You sound like a bunch of little boys throwing a temper tantrum because someone took your toys away :) MEN don't speak the way you do. *smooch* xo

Anonymous said...

Oh and Greddy... ya got me all wrong with your "radfem hub disciple" assessment. On the contrary, I'm actually quite old fashioned. I'm just stunned by the amount of hatred here. Your experiences with women go no further than just that - your OWN experiences; just like my experiences with men go no further than my own personal experiences. I've survived assault. But guess what? You don't see me hating all men because of it, or just because you boys happen to be hate-filled assholes.

Anonymous said...

P.S. I don't wear plaid shirts, I don't have short hair lol and I most certainly have never worn slut gear in my life either. I don't even wear jeans. Can't stand them. But think whatever you need to :)) xo

Anonymous said...

@Curiepoint,

Yes, and men also did this:

http://www.instituteforgenocide.ca/multimedia/2009/08/Srebrenica-Genocide-Mass-Grave-Pilica-Farm-e1263159945621.jpg

And this:

http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kenya-election-violence.jpg

And this:

http://imet.csus.edu/imet4/pbl/holocaust/66935a.jpg

So what's your point exactly?

P Ray said...

She has to come back, men disagreeing with her give her "vagina tingles".

I hope the guy she's with is making the most out of the situation - one of the reasons why couples like to have Valentine's Day in private, upscale establishments, is so that there are no unattached people of either gender who can be induced to steal the other person away, because they already have a partner.
"Defensive dating" makes relationships(of the kind we have nowadays) a lot more "honest". Since men and women are equal, men should use the same tactics women use. You're not in a relationship, until both people agree to it.

Happy Valentine's Day to you, Anonymouse 13 February, 2012 14:37 -- may the men in your life continue to increase, since you deserve to try for only the very best, and the only way to do that is to (ahahahaha) "share the wealth" ... :)
xoxoxo

P Ray said...

"You don't see me hating all men because of it, or just because you boys happen to be hate-filled assholes."
Ah, the true signs of nonjudgemental woman. How could we have missed it?
Or is it that when women have hatred, they always try to justify it by saying men in the present must pay for the sins for the men in the past.
What about if those sins were manufactured, and they're just trying to make a false claim?
You're not the only person to be assaulted, and assault is not confined to one gender alone. Get in line.

P Ray said...

Anonymous 13 February, 2012 23:40 and her "friends"/subsequent posts ...
may simply be written so that a comment she can take as "making me feel unsafe" is made, so that she can scream to get the blog shut down.
Other mens' forums have been stitched up in the same way in the past.

As usual, walking away from a quarrelsome woman has always been one of the paths to happiness.
The other one has been recognising one before having to speak to them, and staying away.

MarkyMark said...

You don't see me hating all men because of it, or just because you boys happen to be hate-filled assholes.

I didn't realize that old fashioned, traditional women used such language! Such women are more polite and genteel than that; they're also known as LADIES, something you're obviously not...

Anonymous said...

Men who command respect get my respect "MarkyMark." That doesn't include any of you. You speak of "shaming language" and yet it is YOU who have called me every name under the sun on this blog, by virtue of my being an American female.

P Ray, LOL I was waiting for someone to start with the "false claim" nonsense. You're pathetic. And I'm pretty sure I never said assault was confined to one gender. It happened to the man I am with as well. When he was a child. For all you know, he's sitting here right by my side as I type this. Get it??

You've all made an awful lot of assumptions. Just because I spoke my mind, you wrongly assume that I'm some angry feminazi with a crew cut and a chip on her shoulder. You couldn't be more mistaken if you tried. I'm quite feminine, thank you. But yes, I do believe the feminist movement is reactionary. Usually people who are happy don't revolt ;) And I'm not an "Amerislut" either. I have only ever been with one man (willingly) in my life. That man is my fiance. We plan to have a very traditional marriage, including the vows we will make to one another. I have no problems with that. I'm happy with that. And I'm happy to have a man to protect me from the likes of you all, frankly. I'm happy to have him lead in the relationship. But you know what? He's a man WORTHY of being followed. Think on that.

Your epithets are both humorous and frightening. ALLLL American women are sluts? ALLLL American women are this, that or the other? Really?? And all black men have huge penises. And all Asian men have tiny ones. And all blondes are stupid and slutty (I can assure you I'm neither). And all Jews are greedy. And all Southerners are inbreeds. Right? That's how ridiculous you sound.

Do you boys know that scene in that old movie Ghostbusters… the scene where Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd are in the courtroom with the jar of slime? The psychic protoplasm or whatever it is? And the judge is there, red-faced and screaming. Just spewing venom all over the courtroom. And the jar of slime begins to absorb that energy… until finally it explodes and all hell is unleashed upon him? A reflection of his own rage. That's what you boys remind me of. Your hatred is toxic. And the thing is, it's only toxic to YOU. It's your own psyche and your own soul you are filling with rancor. Wouldn't it be healthier to just join the ranks of the "men going their own way" sect? You're going to give yourselves heart attacks. Seriously, I'm not being disingenuous. Carry on though…

MarkyMark said...

Anon1003,

I'm going to devote a post to you, and I'm going to rip apart what you had to say. Before you read it though, make sure your seat belt is pulled SNUGLY across your hips! Make sure your seat back and tray are in the upright and locked position. If you have heart trouble, then get that nitro glycerin tablet under your tongue first. Now, on to render your comment to my treatment...

MarkyMark

P Ray said...

Anonymous 14 February, 2012 10:03
Claiming other people hate you because they don't agree with you,
is your own fantasies talking.
Remember: your beliefs and feelings, are not facts.

I don't hate mosquitoes, snakes, spiders or leeches.
I do recognise that they can bring on many unpleasant health conditions.
Just like many disagreeable women.

P Ray said...

Anonymous 14 February, 2012 10:03
If "women-haters" never got married or in relationships,
that would mean that all domestic violence, is the fault of women.

"Logic" and "reality" are quite offensive to the people who pretend to be clueless.

"Wouldn't it be healthier to just join the ranks of the "men going their own way" sect?"
Many are. And some of the "going your own way" involves telling other men, that many women are just like you.

Greddy said...

"You speak of "shaming language" and yet it is YOU who have called me every name under the sun on this blog, by virtue of my being an American female."

Have we used "stank rug" yet?