One of my FAVORITE sites is Hulu.com. You can watch movies and old TV shows on there. Anyway, I was watching an episode of Adam 12, and there was a great, truthful line spoken between Reed & Malloy. After calming a young lady who fell for a lothario, the following dialogue takes place.
Reed: "You know, Malloy, for a guy who's not married, you sure read dames well."
Malloy: "How do you think I stayed single for so long?" That was spoken with a wry, knowing smile...