10 August 2012

An Oldie but a Goodie...


This sounds like an old joke, but I only heard it recently.  Here goes...

A woman wants four animals in her life: a mink on her back, a jaguar in the driveway, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass to pay for it all!

Have a good night now...



Anonymous said...

I've got two jokes half assed,perhaps you can fix them.

Woman's lover asks "where's your asshole"
She say's "He's at work."

What words does a woman hate to hear while having sex?
"Your husband is on his way home"

What do women secretly call men?
Dildos with wallets.

Anonymous said...

Wow! females want all of those animals but a man just wants a beaver.

Anonymous said...

LOL. I suppose some of them do. Yep, an old joke but still funny. Me, I'll stick with my cats. When I was little, I used to want a Jag, but now I think about cost and availability of parts in this area. I've never worked on one of those, and I suspect it may be an expensive learning curve. Perhaps I will get one for my midlife-crisis car. :-)

Got another one for you:

How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to change it, one to support her by holding the ladder, and one to write an indignant essay condemning the use of the word "screw."

--Sarah from the cube trenches

P.S. Sorry if this posts multiple times; the captcha and my tired eyes are having a disagreement. Please delete the extras!

MarkyMark said...


Nice to have you stop by! If you get a chance, drop me line, would you? Thanks...


Anonymous said...

Andrea Dorkin, Betty Frieden, Kathy Brown, next Gloria Steinman.

Hard for a building to stand on one foundation without eventually tipping over.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mark

You got to show this clip to your readers. It's Fucking Epic!

"Feminist Hitler Reacts to MGTOW"


Anonymous said...

Mark have you seen this one yet

A letter to a future daughter-in-law