How Women Are Like The Final Word

Folks,

Do you remember a little, electronic toy that came out in the early 1990s? I believe it was called “The Final Word”_™. You’d press a button, and an insult would be uttered. Press the button again, and a different insult would be uttered. There were a few insults programmed into the device, and pressing the button would give you a different insult until you’d cycled through all the insults; once you’d gone through all the insults, pressing the button would start you off with the original insult. The insults were uttered in the most obnoxious voice imaginable! There were two versions of “The Final Word”_™: an ‘X’ rated version, and ‘G’ rated version. The ‘X’ rated version featured cuss words, whereas the ‘G’ rated version did not.

I’d forgotten about “The Final Word”_™ until I was thinking about women and how they ALL use the same shaming language! Other bloggers have spoken about a common, female ‘hive mind’; others have wondered whether or not women operate under the aegis of some mother supercomputer; my own opinion was that they were programmed, a la the original “Terminator”, where you see Arnold’s cyborg brain throw some insults up, then select the response he’d utter. It doesn’t matter where you go; it doesn’t matter who the woman is who uses the shaming language; the remarks are ALWAYS the same-always the same! It reminded me of “The Final Word”_™ when I thought about it, because they all use the same insults, and they don’t deviate from their ROM any more than that novelty box would. I mean, women and “The Final Word”_™ operate in a similar manner, do they not?

If you’ll remember, the ‘X’ rated version of “The Final Word”_™ would start off with, “F*&k you!” when you pressed the button the first time, followed by “Eat sh%t!” when the button was depressed the second time, and so on. There were a couple of more vulgar insults like that on that crazy little box, but I can’t remember them. When you’d gone through all the insults, you’d start off with the “FU!” again.

Women operate in the same way when they insult us. If you disagree with a woman, or even if you point out her BS hypocrisy, you will be insulted. Women cannot and will not admit defeat-especially to a man, who they consider to be untermenschen. Since they cannot counter your argument, women will insult you instead.

For example, if you point out women’s hypocrisy when they proclaim that they can do anything men can do, yet they want a man to change the water cooler, the standard canard is: “What’s the matter? You hate women?” If that doesn’t work, or if they use different shaming bit of language, then they’ll say, “What’s the matter, you have issues with mommy?” Still yet another bit of shaming language is “Boy, you need a girlfriend!” Still another favorite female insult is “What’s the matter, you can’t get laid?” If you’re not attracted to a woman who’s interested in you, she’ll ask, “What’s the matter, you gay?” I could go on, but you get my point. No matter where you go, and no matter who the woman is, the insults are ALWAYS the same! Women are much like “The Final Word”_™ when you think about it. I find it almost comical, really.

Women cannot accept being wrong, especially if it’s a man pointing out this fact. They damn sure cannot accept defeat gracefully! Rather than just call it quits, or rather than address the issues you’ve raised, women will insult you. When they do, they’ll have a script they all follow; they all use the same insults-the same insults! It used to bother me back when I gave a damn about what women thought of me; now, I think I’d just laugh, then proceed to tear her apart. Much like that stupid little novelty box, “The Final Word”_™, women use a small, canned routine that has no originality whatsoever.