Dating Older Women

 Guys,

Here's yet another comment I want to preserve for posterity. A Jay's Rants & Reactions YouTube channel had a video about 50 something women dating; rather, it was a litany of their complaints about dating. Below is my comment in response.

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A Jay, 62 year old retiree going on 63, I tried dating an older chick back in September, 2023-never again. That's the only date I've been on since my last relationshit ended back in August of 2018. Why did I try an older chick? One, Ben Franklin said that there are advantages to dating older women. Secondly, you can bang them without worrying about pregnancy, as their eggs are dried up. Thirdly, the woman wasn't bad looking for someone over 50. Fourthly, she looked decent in her pics; she looked good for her age. I was to find out that those were old pics-what a surprise. Finally, she had her place, and I had mine; I figured that maybe I could find a non-cohabiting LTR.

So, how did things go? She suggested a breakfast buffet at a hotel/restaurant in her city about an hour away. I liked the idea. I'd never been to this city before, so I was looking forward to seeing it. We made plans for that Sunday morning. Do you know that that bitch was LATE? She was! Even though I texted her when I left the house; even though I texted her when I entered her city about 5-10 minutes from the hotel/restaurant; even though I texted her when I got there; and even though she said she lived nearby (within walking distance, IIRC); she was STILL LATE!

Ah, but that's not all. She didn't even come into the restaurant to look for me! Had I not gone out looking for her, I'd have never met her; in retrospect, that might not have been a bad thing. Anyway, I found her sitting on like a sofa/bench outside the restaurant entrance, so I brought her to the table. Now, the REAL fun began...

So, we finally sat down to have breakfast. She got her stuff, which included some fruit. Since I eat fruit with my weekday morning breakfasts, I usually skip on the weekends. On weekday mornings, I always eat half a grapefruit with my cereal, milk, and toast. I loaded up with eggs, sausage, bacon, some home fries, and orange juice; that's what I have when I have my one hot breakfast on the weekends. Do you know that this bitch had the nerve to get on me about not having fruit? She did! I was like WTF? I could see why she'd been divorced for decades! Needless to say, there wasn't a second date, and I promptly threw her number away.

Why not date younger? I've thought about dating younger women, but for me, that has its downsides too. Number one, you have to worry about knocking them up. Two, because young women are so promiscuous these days, you have to worry about catching something-uh, no thanks; the last thing I want is to feel a burning sensation when I pee! Goodness knows that, at my age, I have to do that at least a couple of times a night. Three, younger women have worse attitudes than the older women do; more guys give them attention, and it swells their egos accordingly.  Why do you think their standards are so high? Four, many of the younger women are SINGLE MOMS! I've had some nice chats with the young woman who lives across the street from me, and I've thought about asking her out. I think she may be a single mom though; I've seen a little girl over there. Uh, NO THANK YOU! The only upside for dating a younger woman is that she looks better than her older sisters do. How does that cancel out the downsides of dating younger?

A Jay, from where I sit, dating is a big SHITSHOW! Sorry, but there's no other way to put it. I've been on one date over the last almost 6.5 years, and that was a disaster. I'm not eager to repeat it. I'll just do my thing, and I'll do it in peace, TYVM...